Halle Berry knows how to throw down.
The Oscar-winning actress obliterated James Corden in the
premiere episode of Drop the Mic —a show in which
celebrities face off in a comedic rap battle.
Corden started off the battle by throwing a few light lyrical
punches, taking aim at her 2004 flop Catwoman and her
2001 film Swordfish . Berry, however, showed no mercy.
"I'm glad Swordfish was to your satisfaction. It's probably
the only time your d-ck has seen some action," she rapped.
"Yes, everybody knows Catwoman tanked, but I took
Kingsman to the mother f-ckin' bank."
Seeing she came to win, The Late Late Show host,
upped his game. Throughout the show, he threw shade at
Berry's 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive win and her three divorces .
Here are a few of his best lines:
"Halle is a classic. This whole thing's tragic. You're just
Viola Davis but not as charismatic."
"2008 you were Sexiest Woman Alive. Was that a moment
when Beyoncé briefly died?"
"When it comes to getting married, three divorces is enough.
Forget signing autographs. Sign a prenup. You've done so
many X-Men movies, maybe a dozen. I heard X-Men and
I thought it was about your husbands."
Still, Berry came in for the knockout and dropped these
memorable lines about Corden's award-winning status and his
controversial kiss with Sean Spicer :
"James has a Tony, that's cool and all. But I have an Oscar,
so suck my monster balls."
"Fat jokes are too easy, I try to be nicer. But who held your
pizza when you kissed Sean Spicer? You apologized, so I know
you learned your lesson. Too bad you couldn't give a hand job
to Jeff Sessions ."
"Now, why are you so angry and pushy? Of course, you hated
Catwoman you never get p--sy."
In the end, Berry was named the winner.
Watch the video to see the whole thing go down.
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